When ✨it✨ finally happens, how do you want to find out?
Dancing crabs
Destiel meme
The Onion headline
Actual news / I'm bald
From a friend / family member
A random excited stranger on the street
Other / specify in the tags or replies
Stranger or crab rave
I hope I find out the same way I found out the 2020 election had been called. Tumblr goes extra bonkers and all my neighbors start celebrating on their fire escapes, out their windows, and everyone on the street parties.
The same way I heard about the candidate that won the 2008 Democratic primaries like a few seconds after they were called; by a drunk girl yelling "OBAMA MAKES ME WET" outside my window











