Be cheerful live your life

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
banished-away
next-time-you-invite-pam

When ✨it✨ finally happens, how do you want to find out?

Dancing crabs

Destiel meme

The Onion headline

Actual news / I'm bald

From a friend / family member

A random excited stranger on the street

Other / specify in the tags or replies

viewparadise

Stranger or crab rave

theprofessional-amateur

I hope I find out the same way I found out the 2020 election had been called. Tumblr goes extra bonkers and all my neighbors start celebrating on their fire escapes, out their windows, and everyone on the street parties.

poupon

The same way I heard about the candidate that won the 2008 Democratic primaries like a few seconds after they were called; by a drunk girl yelling "OBAMA MAKES ME WET" outside my window

this reminds me the way we found out the queen died was transcendent we were in a larp field and everyone got a push notification on their phone and then the whole field of like 3k people was having varying levels of different extreme british reaction lmfao and we to our medieval ass tent and popped the biggest tinnies and scream laughed all night about it. the unparalleled high of dead monarch real town crier “HO THERE TRAVELLER. HER WRETCHED MAJESTY HATH PERISHED.” energy to every one you walked past. Good times.
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gyrovagi

there really is something about relationships between two people that are simultaneously relationships between three people (or more). you can interpret that however you want. secret identity love squares. two people but one of them is haunted by another person. two people but both of them are haunted by the same person. someone is possessed. literally just a throuple. when there's just two people in the room but they always carry someone else along with them. Something about it.

zilver & tenebrous and [redcated] and [redacted] *screams forever* curse of strahd (zilver is a reborn amnesiac) (tenebrous is his awful undead warlock patron drip feeding him the memories of his life before undeath) theyre haunted by the versions of themselves that were in love once. haunted by versions of themselves zilver is so desperate to remember. and tenebrous is so desperate to keep hidden. because he will lose zilver forever when he finally knows the whole of it. so determined to be different to strahd.... and yet torturously exactly like him in his quest to keep hold of what he loves.... wielding this power over this person he supposedly cares so deeply for. HOW CAN THE CYCLE EVER END
omegasmileyface
omegasmileyface

realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

A stick figure, doubled over on all fours so its face isnt visible. Tears stream from its face, and its head and the floor below it are covered in blood.ALT
omegasmileyface

well. did it bored 👍

omegasmileyface

DO IT SCARED. DO IT BAD. DO IT BORED. DO IT HALFWAY. DO IT WRONG. DO IT EMBARRASSED. DO IT UGLY. DO IT LATE. DO IT DIFFERENT. but by god do it <3!!

DO IT BAD DO IT BAD DO IT BAD DO IT BAD DO IT BAD DO IT BAD DO IT BAD DO IT BAD DO IT BAD DO IT BAD DO IT BAD DO IT BAD DO IT BAD DO IT BAD KEEP WRITING. DO IT BAD DO IT BAD DO IT BAD
occasionally-arty
werewolf-transgenderism

made an irresponsible indie clothing brand purchase but in my defense it's got fun medievalisms going on and also I am allergic to spending money on myself

werewolf-transgenderism

A jacquard vest of the unicorn rests in a garden tapestry, with red tassel trim and a red tie at the frontALT
A cream-colored button up shirt patterned with various medieval creatures, including a smiling and enthusiastic-looking frogALT
A navy blue tie embroidered with some medieval creatures, including a smiling frogALT

someone asked for pictures so here you go. my irresponsible purchase from the hushfall archives

werewolf-transgenderism

I should also note that this brand is entirely trans-run so that's another pro for me. it's not an irresponsible purchase I'm just supporting a small trans business :)

i wanttttttttt itttttt clothes save
blackpyrefly
homunculus-argument

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

miss-hexatrix

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

CURSE OF STRAHD
biichama
tantlisart

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you want to beat drizzt do'urden? try this one simple trick. beg to die by his hand as nothing but an irredeemable hollow shell who can see no purpose outside of his ability to kill ah fuck oh no wait. every drow i meet is morally and philosophically and sexually fixating on me. shittttt theyre hoping by saving me they can cling to some semblance of hope and redemption in their brutalised world of constant betrayals and loss who is zaknafein. legend of drizzt artemis entreri you will always. be. famous.
ghostlystrangers
pangur-and-grim

do you ever get embarrassed when you’re reading something and you like it too much? genuinely, I have to stop and stare at a wall if something hits too hard. like oh wow that was really funny and charming - WALL BREAK NOW!

it’s not embarrassed but it’s like. emotions overload but it happens all the time constantly just get too excited so I need to stop and then re read the passage 3-4 times and it happens with everything. podcasts I have to rewind and listen the part multiple times just gotta process 👌
grace-sketches
grace-sketches

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Here's the full illustration I did for @strahdzine!

god this is so so so so so gorgeous the details are insaneeeeeee this armour design is insaneeee THE PAINTING IS GORGEOUS they look like such classic shining knights and ggaaaahhhhh these designs for their living selves ;——; my HEART HURTS I am in the middle of running argynvostholt right now yayayayay and graaaah I love them it’s such a heartbreaking and tragic area it’s such a haunting little story in the module they fought for good. and they failed. and now they’re trapped. and forced to live with their hate and their failure forever and they are forced to be dead together. and not even truly remember their love playing Godfrey as tormented in his oaths being partly his love for Vladimir and retaining just some cogency outside of his revenant vengeance quest because of it curse of strahd god I love the SUNLIGHT I love how bright and full of life this is when things were all right in the world THE ARMOURRRRRR THE ARMOUR it’s so good dragon wing tassets so. good. I’ve gone very insane based on this area and one of my PCs being from circa 346 when I am imagining Strahd took Argynvostholt Have been writing. a lot of fic. that I can’t even share because the pc has amnesia so I gotta keep it all secret lmfao anyway this art fans the flames of my crazy THEY LOOK SO WONDERFUL I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU GAY KNIGHTS ‼️